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Hair is for Neanderthals.
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Trix: bad spelling makes for good eatin'.
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Oops, Britney does it again. And we're not talking plastic surgery.
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Hit her, baby, one more time. No, seriously -- smack her.
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Another instant-messaging session.

A: "That'[s my job."\

B: nice\
B: oops-- we both made the same typo\-- gross

A: I hate this Mac keyboard.

B: get over it

A: Maybe you and I are genetically related.

B: ok, now you're really grossing me out
B: I am not related to any freaks
B: oh wait, yes I am

A: You and I are like Luke Skywalker and Princess Lea.

B: you are really sick and dorky

A: You'd be lucky to be related to me.

B: yeah- why's that?

A: You'd have a spark of good in that evil husk of yours.

B: I AM NOT EVIL
B: I am one of the nicest people you will ever meet
B: serious

A: I think you are the devil's niece.

Master Hoo
"Hoo gives a rat's ass."

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Where's your mustache?
Why handlebars are for motorcycles.

posted 04/17/01
by J. Crack Corn

Moustaches have been a part of human history. Celebrities from Clark Gable to Groucho Marx and Charlie Chaplin made it an icon among their respect circles, national leader such as Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler and Teddy Roosevelt gave it stature, and artists such as Salvador Dali, The Beatles and Frank Zappa made their own mark. But those times are long gone. Whether it be a new millenium, a disalignment of the planet s or me watching too much Entertainment Tonight and Friends, moustaches have gone out of style-as well they should. (This may be the real cause: there are no more "good" celebrities that have moustaches).

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  |6.26.2001|

Anyone prone to migraines or epilepsy should avoid seeing the film "Moulin Rouge." If you still want to see it, sit in the last row.
-- Anita Martini
   11:00:46 AM

  |6.24.2001|

We may have found a REAL LIFE HooFlungPu!
-- Phat Bastard
   11:21:31 AM

  |5.15.2001|

Hey mister, you forgot your train.
-- Phat Bastard
   10:45:36 PM

  |5.9.2001|

If you think about it, computer viruses are good for businesses. I have been more productive lately becuase whenever I get an e-mail, I get scared to open anything and delete most of them.
-- James Crack Corn
   4:11:03 PM

  |4.30.2001|

Chicks with beer guts should not wear midriffs; same for men.
-- James Crack Corn
   3:05:02 PM

  |4.18.2001|

The beginning of the end. We might as well pledge our allegience to our new robot masters now.
-- Phat Bastard
   3:00:38 PM

If only this had been an issue when I was still in school.
-- Phat Bastard
   1:30:40 AM

  |4.17.2001|

I can't believe there are companies out there, like Boeing, Microsoft or General Electric, that make billions of dollars every year. Billions, I say, Billions. I will barely pull in $2 million this year.
-- James Crack Corn
   4:31:57 PM