4.23.2001

We are, we sleep, we die, we are reborn.

We need some frosted flakes and raisin bran, that's what we need.
Dj Calx

Wow...I haven't written in this for quite a long while, but for some reason I feel the need to do so at this wee morning hour.
Today has been pretty much, one of the shittiest days of my life *yiPPe fuCKin' skiPPe*

Bipolar squared and then some.

Where's Hunter when you need him?

*sigh*
Dj Calx

9.21.2000

I JUST MET ORLANDO JONES

MADTV - ROCK ON

Dj Calx

9.20.2000

Dj Calx

9.19.2000

Okay, gross.

I'm in computer class, a guy next to me has taken my computer hostage and he is biting his fingernails. No big deal right?

No big deal...until one of them lands on your shirt.

Spiff! Spaff! Blam! Pow!

Adam West, get the batmobile and help me high-tail it outta' here.

Dj Calx

9.15.2000

Ooooh! Lookie what I found. click me baby.

And I never thought I'd actually have something to send into "Headlines."

Yippee skippy ;)

Dj Calx

9.14.2000

Somewhere in wonderland, we're all eating candy canes and putting collars on little bunnies calling them our own.

Goodnight.

Drifting...

Dj Calx

I am extreme eccentricity - hear me roar!!!!

Um, someone get me a Sprite before I explode *or implode depending on whether or not you're a Ren&Stimpy fan*

Dj Calx

9.12.2000

I have been beaten, and now I must throw in the towel.

"Meet people and ask them for rides everywhere," she says.
"In order to meet people I must go out and do things, things which cost money. In order to make money, I need a job, and in order to get to this job I must have a car."
"I can't afford a car," she replies.
"But you suggested for me to find one under $700 and you'd pay for it. Did you or did you not say that?"
"I changed my mind," she comes back with.
"What about the money grandma left me in her will for college, the $8000 something odd dollars?"
"I put that money in an account that you can't touch until you're 25."
"And yet you told me it was going to be used for college. Did you think I was going to be in college until I was 25?"
"No. This money's for after college."
"So now you're saying you lied to me. First it could be touched when I turned 18, then 21, now 25."
"I didn't lie"

Crawl under a rock and never call me again...

Dj Calx