monday, september 17

5:33:38 PM
Getchusome...

This is excellent reading.
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4:58:11 PM
Another...

And yet another serious injury has befallen the racing community...

"Zanardi was airlifted to Klinikum Berlin-Marzahn hospital following a two-car accident with Alex Tagliani, which occurred as Zanardi exited the pit lane following his final fuel stop on the 142nd of 154 laps. He underwent a three-hour procedure that resulted in the traumatic amputation of both legs above the knee."

That sucks man. I know they made a drumset for the dude who lost an arm in that cheesy rock band from the early 90's, but I don't think you can make a Champ car that you can drive without legs.
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4:46:13 PM
Oh fuck...

For almost a whole year now I've been looking forward to the Formula 1 U.S. Gran Prix being held in Indianapolis. Now, however, it looks like it may not happen...

"New, extremely tough regulations regarding what can be transported by air will hit the sport most of all. The cars and every single piece of equipment travelling with them now need to be x-rayed, and only two machines in Europe are big enough for a car."

Fuck man... you can take away the WTC, but did you have to take away my Formula 1? (okay, before everybody gets all fucking bent, let's realize that the preceding comment was, in fact, a joke.)
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3:29:20 PM
Moment        O

Where am I? Let's see... it's an office. There's a computer, a phone, a desk and chair. Just a regular office... nothing special about it. Just a regular office.

I watched Momento this weekend and loved it. Very cool idea, and I thought it was executed well. The funniest thing, though, was that I reasoned the movie wouldn't be entertaining at all if it was done forwards.

Wait. What am I doing. Why did I start this post?
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friday, september 14

2:36:50 PM
In Times Of Need...

It's during a crisis of this magnitude that often times people search for just the right thing to say... just the right words to fully describe how they feel... just the right words, coming off the pages of a book, newspaper, web page etc, to make them feel at ease, and to make it seem as though everything will once again be right in their life.

So with that in mind, I'd like to share the following, in an attempt to adequately describe my feelings about these terrorists, some words originally penned by 2 Live Crew...

"...lick my asshole up and down, lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown!"

Whew. I sure feel better now.
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12:17:14 PM
Back On Track

I like my job, but it's always an uphill struggle. It seems like on a daily basis, there's a status meeting between everyone except me to see how they can make me try to hate my job, or at least how to make it less easy to perform.

We recently hired a new employee, and there are a couple of significant facts that accompany that. Number one, she's the first female in the office. Number two, she's the manufacturing manager. I would say the "new" manufacturing manager, but there never was an old one. So, this is a completely new position, and a completely new employee, and since the position has never had a definition, and she has absolutely no experience in manufacturing, the coming months are going to be about as fun as dry-humping sand paper.

See, I've been here for less than two years, but I'm the answer guy. Anybody has a question, they come ask me. Even the owner asks me questions about policies and procedures that I never wrote. I guess I just have this propensity to *know* stuff.

The problem is that everything here gets half an effort, aside from the actual work being done. We put full effort into our products. However, everything else seems to suck. We've got a $20,000 inventory tracking and shop control system that has gone largely unutilized for a year. We've got 6 computers all running different versions of Windows hooked to a Linux network server, yet no one knows the first fucking thing about Linux, or system administrating. I've got NT experience, but for some reason everyone seems hesitant to change over.

And now the latest saga, the phone system. We've got 4 phones that are all the same brand and model, and they've got paging, 4 lines, yadda yadda stuff. So when it comes time to get the new girl a phone, do you think we'd go and get a 5th phone that was exactly the same as the rest? No! Of course not! So now we have this odd-ball phone that is totally incompatible with the others, and thus we no longer have paging, the phones no longer recognize that a call on hold has been answered so you get those annoying fucking half-rings reminding you that you placed a call on hold and haven't picked it back up yet, even though someone *has* already picked it up... you see where I'm going.

It's just like making a great, beautiful dinner for your family and then stirring the mashed potatoes with your dick... you just have to ask, why?
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thursday, september 13

3:54:23 PM
Just To Be Honest...

I think what I've realized is that our pride and patriotism toward this country shouldn't be like the good china and silverware your mother always kept in the cubbord for when the relatives came to visit... it's great that everyone wants to fly flags and sing "god bless the usa", but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit miffed that it takes a tragedy of this magnitude to bring it out of people.

Just ranting... move along. nothing to see here.

I think I'd also like to crack the skull of the redneck I heard this morning on the radio, calling in to say that we should shut the borders for good, and make sure that "all them fariners git the hell out."

What a moron.
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12:03:02 PM
You Know...

If I could grab each and every one of you and slap the shit out of you, shake you back and forth and say, "dude! snap out of it! there's nothing you can do!" I would.

But, I can't because we're all in different cities and airlines still aren't running. So my only other option would be driving, and being quite honest, the last thing I want to do is get in a car and go on a massive blog-reader hunt to track you all down just to abuse you physically... but don't think for a second that I didn't consider it.

It's done. People are dead. Sitting in front of the TeeVee waiting to hear the death toll will only make you crazy.

I think the interesting thing is how people all found God during this. Everywhere you go, it's "I pray.." or "say a prayer" or "thank god..." I wonder how many people do this when there isn't a tragedy?

I didn't pray. I don't pray. It actually never occurred to me, which is a bit funny considering my church-going upbringing as a youngster.
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