tube haiku

Sick of Underground?
Need to let it out right now?
Vent with tube haiku

Bodies hunt for space
And armpits smell so evil
I'm going to kill

Meg  ::  8/9/2000 11:14:18 AM


... Ready to depart
Stand clear of the closing doors
And please, mind the gap

Dave  ::  8/4/2000 11:44:30 AM


Inconsiderate
bastards wearing sandals. Smell
of foot sweat. I faint.

Catherine  ::  8/2/2000 3:57:43 PM


No reading matter
Always fighting the boredom
Trance me up instead

Dave  ::  8/1/2000 1:31:38 PM


Crackwhores on the tube
Their arms show track-marks and dirt
The train rumbles home

Meg  ::  8/1/2000 1:28:52 PM


Armpit in my face
Please take your hand off my arse:
Tube space invaders

Meg  ::  8/1/2000 10:32:05 AM


A baby on board?
Head jiggling, parents fawning
Call "Child Services"

Dave  ::  7/28/2000 1:18:30 PM


Too many people
and all are sweaty morons -
tomorrow, the bus

Meg  ::  7/28/2000 1:15:33 PM


Pumpin' drum-n-bass
MiniDisc? Shut the fuck up!
Tinnitus be mine

Luke  ::  7/28/2000 12:46:55 PM


Special Brew is good!
So sings fan of alcohol
Please don't vom on me

Luke  ::  7/28/2000 12:45:50 PM


Doors sliding open
the crowd won't let me get off:
"move you silly fucks!"

Meg  ::  7/28/2000 12:44:11 PM


Smelly fat old lush
we all get drunk off your fumes
and it's only eight

Meg  ::  7/28/2000 12:39:25 PM


Sushi girl on tube
Eat black seaweed, rice, soy sauce
Hide your shame at it

Dave  ::  7/27/2000 3:26:55 PM


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