[5/7/2000 10:28:34 PM | Joshua Jackson] 
Pooky dooky....sorry bout that, just trying to get warmed up...its been a while since I last posted here. Things have changed over time for me, I will not go into details because they would just bore most people, but I figure now it is just the time to let the days come. I am sick of hearing about carpe diem...I just want the day to seize me, because I lack the ideas needed to seize most things. Qwerty, qwerty, qwerty...Don't surround yourself with yourself...indeed. If you want anything, I will be here sitting before the dawn and sleeping before dusk. Let me know what I can do for you, cuz I have nothing really in mind to do for myself. 
  

[3/13/2000 9:32:29 PM | Joshua Jackson] 
I am not quite sure anymore. I thought I understood but maybe it was just an agreement with myself to pretend. I am tired of thinking too. It is a bore when you go nowhere with it. Maybe the point of life is to work to death. Reproduction is the key apparently. That is what all other species of life accomplish in their time on Earth. Are us humans egotistical to think that there is more purpose than that?! Happiness?! The selfish striving towards pleasure. That is not what the fruit fly lives for! To be happy?! Throw me a stick and I will fetch it…throw me a body with a free will and I will obey your free will. You want a piece of me? You already have me! You want to give me a piece of me?! Didn’t think so. Now let me get on with my drab existence and breathing. Because honesty is the best policy, I can become whatever I want, I must learn to solve the unknown angles of triangles to succeed, I can accomplish anything if I set my mind to it, I am not living up to my full potential, When I am absent make sure to ask for the work I missed, it is my responsibility to keep up with my assignments, no computer for a month if I fail, a loser should know his place, sharing my candy with others brings even more happiness to me than just eating the damned candy myself, always excuse yourself from the table, say please, say thank you, say you’re welcome, never yawn in church, never church in yawn, be polite, where are the “yes sir” ‘s, pay attention, look me straight in the eyes, sit up, do not talk back, speak with an inside voice, do not fight, scream only when out-screaming someone, sing if you are happy, cry if you are sad, do not be sad, let your emotions be expressed, do not be sad, frowning takes more muscles than smiling does, always exercise, never exercise, brush your teeth, brush my teeth, brush his teeth, brush all our teeth, do not hit back, sit up straight!, cross your I’s and dot your T’s, die, live, smile!, Give me a piece of me! And while you are at it throw in a piece of me!  
 

[3/7/2000 12:25:17 AM | Cliff Hedin] 
*cliff choking* 
 

[3/5/2000 1:35:39 PM | Joshua Jackson] 
School, school, school. I like school….. Piggies, piggies, pigges. I like piggies….. One day I will become something, or so I am told. Why can’t I become nothing? I would like to evolve slowly into air….and float away. Won’t you float with me? Ok now…time to be serious. Stop yelling at me! I am right here, no need to yell. Retreating consonants. Too bad, I kinda liked em. School is tomorrow again…and still I go. If only I could hold a bad mood from one night to the next morning at school, boy would I ever. In my ramblings to come I will touch upon the magic and skillz it takes to be a true loser. Possibly speak a little of existence while dipping my proverbial donut in a cup of depression coffee. This is just the first of hopefully many posts…I have been threatened with numerous death warrants if I do not begin to contribute to this site, so here ya go Cliff! I hope ya choke on this piece of crap. 
 

[2/23/2000 9:17:44 PM | Joshua Jackson] 
Howdy doo...Ok, I will never say that again...I promise. 

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