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[Berryfizz] hi scott.
[mute^] hey.
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9/3/2001 11:01:15 PM
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[mute^] mm hm.
[Berryfizz] yeah buddy
[Slvrfsh] fucktastic
8/26/2001 11:30:52 PM
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[rev_g] do you do it with one finger or three?
[k-girl] 3
[rev_g] i do it both ways
[k-girl] you would
8/8/2001 12:22:58 PM
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[brnadette] if the world were to have an enema, medford is where they would stick the tube
7/21/2001 01:47:49 AM
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[Slvrfsh] BABY YOU KNOW THAT I'M A REBEL
[Berryfizz] Unst!
[Slvrfsh] that sounds foreign to me
[Berryfizz] it's australian
7/18/2001 07:14:04 AM
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[k-girl] gender roles do not exist in aunt kellys house
[k-girl] DO THEY
[k-girl] NO SENSEI
[brnadette] no sensei
[k-girl] racial stereotypes
[k-girl] do not exist
[k-girl] in aunt kellys house
[k-girl] DO THEY
[k-girl] NO SENSEI
[brnadette] no sensei
7/6/2001 02:51:57 PM
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[|samiam|] do all Casi have kids but george?
[mar-grit] nope
[|samiam|] Geiorge must be impotent.

6/29/2001 07:16:37 PM
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[|samiam|] maybe you can score a Cas-ass, Lyle!
[Berryfizz] bernadette wants to make out with me
6/29/2001 07:14:34 PM
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[Slvrfsh] I'm bored
[Slvrfsh] and tired
[Slvrfsh] and am soaked with cheap beer, I suppose
6/20/2001 11:57:41 PM
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[aprilmofo] MIGGITA MIGGITA MACK
[Berryfizz] aprilmofo will make you
[Berryfizz] jUMP JUMP!
[aprilmofo] werd
6/17/2001 11:04:43 AM
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[Slvrfsh] okay
[Slvrfsh] man
[Slvrfsh] I gotta go
[Slvrfsh] time to enjoy the weekend and shit.
6/1/2001 06:16:02 PM
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[neondiz-] i thought that Nsync tour commercial was a local sexline commercial or something
[neondiz-] i was confused!
5/19/2001 08:30:09 PM
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[fat_josh] mental image:
[fat_josh] "three chimps, sitting on a log, passing a joint back and forth"
[fat_josh] one chimp falls off, the other two laugh so hard they fall off too.
[fat_josh] one big pile of monkeys.
[k-girl] hahaha
[k-girl] three little monkeys sitting on the log
[k-girl] one took a hit and fell right off
[k-girl] the others called the dealer and the dealer said
[k-girl] im stuck
[fat_josh] "that was angel dust, esse!"
5/18/2001 10:10:55 PM
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[neondiz] i'm pretty good at feeling people up.
5/18/2001 04:06:50 PM
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[Berryfizz] wow, burning a boca burger smells a lot like dusting a bowl
5/18/2001 03:55:05 PM
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[Slvrfsh] I'm sexually attracted to irc
5/18/2001 02:11:46 PM
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[brnadette] it wasn't the ass sex that freaked me out it was the "take turns fucking lyle" part
[brnadette] passing him around and shit
5/18/2001 02:09:55 PM
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[js] i will avenge the outcasted winners (me and dangr, RIP)
5/18/2001 02:08:31 PM
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[mute^] priest, gay. same difference.
5/18/2001 02:08:15 PM
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[Slvrfizz] dream girl by the way, will no longer be referred to as dream girl
* Aard_ waits in suspense
[Slvrfizz] You're waiting for me to say she's "reality girl," aren't you?
[Aard_] that or "ULTRA COOCHIE OF DOOM"
5/15/2001 10:54:00 PM
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[ee-girl] !orygun
[ee-girl] !orygun
[Berryfizz] !oldschool
[swingset] !ORYGUN
[k-girl] !orygun
5/8/2001 11:33:12 PM
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[ee-girl] there should be a !GUNGER
5/8/2001 11:28:57 PM
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[brnadette] I'M A SCIENTIST!
5/7/2001 03:55:43 PM
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[Slvrfsh] but Lyle doesn't even have that "I was soooo drunk" excuse
5/6/2001 01:43:31 AM
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[Slvrfsh] his thighs made me almost weep
5/6/2001 01:40:17 AM
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[Berryfizz] the quotes page needs some updating
[Berryfizz] say something clever
[Slvrfsh] fuck the quotes page
[Slvrfsh] it's all about the quotes script now
5/5/2001 10:48:17 PM
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[brnadette] "i went to the mall, bought some jeans and went into total denial about my fat butt, a size 4"
[brnadette] what's up with that girl?! its not even charlotte
5/1/2001 04:15:08 PM
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[brnadette] i'm going to start smoking pot again
[brnadette] tonight!
5/1/2001 01:16:50 PM
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[brnadette] i'd love to get anthony stoned so he would get all tripped out and talk about robots and shit
5/1/2001 01:15:29 PM
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[Berryfizz] love
[Berryfizz] baby don't hurt me
[Berryfizz] don't hurt me
[Berryfizz] no more
4/30/2001 10:58:43 PM
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[Slvrfsh] well, just because I like it up the ass from time to time doesn't really make me a gay does it?
4/30/2001 10:53:50 PM
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[neondiz] it's the Ally McBeal with Sting!
[neondiz] maybe he does some coke with Robert Downey Jr.
[neondiz] and George Casas
4/30/2001 09:12:31 PM
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[xylog] I hear mute sucks dick for busfare and then walks home
[xylog] is this true?
4/28/2001 10:26:47 PM
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[aprilmofo] man im good runk
4/28/2001 04:26:23 AM
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[Slvrfsh] we all kinda got kicked out of that place on your 21st
[aprilmofo] oh yeah
[Slvrfsh] but mostly because it was "time" anyway
[Slvrfsh] but you were having uh, problems
[aprilmofo] haha yeah i wouldnt put my skirt back on
4/28/2001 02:38:34 AM
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[Slvrfsh] I've twice fallen asleep on Tri-Met though, and awakened somewhere that I really didn't need to be
4/28/2001 02:35:12 AM
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[k-girl] ahahha
[k-girl] red girl!
[k-girl] show the slut!
[k-girl] im drunk
4/28/2001 02:24:31 AM
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[Aardammit] android threatened to come "kick my face in"
[Aardammit] i nearly orgasmed
4/27/2001 11:31:18 PM
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[phybre] meid-naiyt ayt they oway-sys
4/27/2001 02:21:50 PM
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[jeffy] compliance
4/26/2001 10:27:59 PM
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[k-girl] mmmm... kerry.
[Slvrfsh] that's right
4/26/2001 10:27:39 PM
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[Berryfizz] man, i can't stop picking my nose
4/26/2001 10:27:11 PM
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[cans] and then the chief asks to see me
[cans] and I'm like, uh oh.
[k-girl] MCCLOUD
[jeffy] CHIEF
4/26/2001 03:52:19 PM
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[Berryfizz] i wish you were my dream girl chad
[Slvrfsh] I think you just crossed the line
4/23/2001 10:52:22 PM
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[aprilmofo] yeah well kerry and i got a little wild that night
4/22/2001 01:22:17 AM
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[neondiz] Brazil
[k-girl] brazil my ass
[aprilmofo] my nutsack
[aprilmofo] there are black people in brazil
4/22/2001 12:53:26 AM
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*** Topic is 'ITS THE STONER'S KWANZAA!'
*** Set by phybre on Fri Apr 20 13:33:15
4/20/2001 03:19:51 PM
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[ZoBBeHoR] you are my superstyle from my box from lyle
[ZoBBeHoR] ehh..
[ZoBBeHoR] just using
[ZoBBeHoR] words
4/19/2001 11:00:55 AM
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[neondiz] he's been in here the last two mornings
[neondiz] he's gay now apparently
[Berryfizz] yeah, mornings will do that to a person
4/17/2001 11:29:14 AM
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[brnadette] i like to picture chad and the old wrinkley old lady
4/17/2001 11:24:46 AM
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[k-girl] george, im taller than you are.
[k-girl] that isnt sexy.
4/17/2001 11:22:01 AM
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[brnadette] you should add my favorite quote to the quotes page some day
[brnadette] i can't remember exactly how goes
4/17/2001 11:15:37 AM
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[brnadette] emotions have no place on irc
4/16/2001 11:41:38 AM
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[21:59] *** Joins: gunger (gunger@garcia.efn.org)
[21:59] [gunger] i saw kerry
[21:59] *** gunger was kicked by Slvrfsh (that's creepy)
4/15/2001 10:02:28 PM
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[Slvrfsh] irc is fresh!
4/15/2001 08:22:56 PM
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[rev_g] forget that i ever used the word, "bizneutiful"
[rev_g] thanks.
[rev_g] that is all.
4/14/2001 01:54:37 PM
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[rev_g] go outside, it's bizneutiful
4/14/2001 01:54:23 PM
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[phybre] somehow, everything is dirtier in ascii
4/12/2001 09:43:15 PM
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[neondiz] i'm statuesque
[neondiz] but in a frumpy way
4/5/2001 02:25:15 PM
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*** Rejoined channel #402
*** Topic is '"GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!"'
*** Set by phybre on Wed Apr 04 08:16:57
4/4/2001 03:31:23 PM
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[13:39] *** Quits: neondiz (Connection rest by queer - neondisease.net)
[13:40] [mute^] i miss chad.
4/4/2001 01:39:01 PM
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[brnadette] some guy got me pregnant on april fools day once
[brnadette] boy that was a good joke
[mute^] my parents were officially divorced on it.
[brnadette] that's a pretty funny one too
4/4/2001 01:30:05 PM
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[swingset] you just haven't had the right man to tease, suck and stroke your womancock
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3/30/2001 01:41:30 PM
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[cans] JUGS
[swingset] I need to start dreamin' 'bout big titty mommas!
[k-girl] jugs?
[phybre] jugs.
[swingset] Jugs!
[cans] He's talkin 'bout funbags.
[phybre] melons.
[phybre] knockers.
[swingset] "cans"
[k-girl] tatas.
[phybre] heh
[cans] *giggle*
[k-girl] !
3/28/2001 12:55:12 PM
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[razorboy] the kids are full of shit
3/28/2001 12:44:16 PM
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[k-girl] berna
[k-girl] you can say "gas" here
[k-girl] we wont make fun
3/26/2001 07:12:20 PM
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[Slvrfsh] heh
[k-girl] heh
[k-girl] lets all say 'heh' while chads gone and get it out of our systems
[pixiechik] heh
3/16/2001 04:49:48 PM
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[brnie] who's beautiful malady?
[k-girl] ?
[brnie] chad's livejournal friend
[brnie] single mother, goes to u of o, has a son named anthony
[brnie] shit, get your own identity
3/15/2001 02:38:17 PM
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[rev_g] well, MS Windows is everybodys problem. somewhat like genital herpes.
2/26/2001 07:45:09 PM
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[Slvrfsh] I can't decide if I want to go to Propaghandi or MXPX
[Slvrfsh] or Face To Face
[Slvrfsh] or Reel Big Fish
[Slvrfsh] SO MANY CHOICES
[pixiechik] !!!!!
[pixiechik] ITS ALL THE SAME BAND
2/22/2001 12:41:31 AM
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[cans] I had a gerbil too. He was a prick.
2/22/2001 12:37:44 AM
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[Berryfizz] i'm going to go break dance, i'll bbiab
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2/19/2001 09:35:36 PM
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[Slvrfsh] whoops
[Slvrfsh] heh
2/19/2001 08:12:32 PM
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[Slvrfsh] uh
[Slvrfsh] yeah
2/16/2001 01:46:32 PM
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[evildildo] [17:26] [Slvrfsh] heh
2/16/2001 12:34:24 PM
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[Slvrfsh] heh
2/16/2001 12:15:17 PM
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[swingset] my taxes are going to suck
[swingset] I had like 6 jobs
[swingset] I need to go downtown
[swingset] but I'm too lazy
[swingset] I want to buy a CD
[swingset] but I don't know which one
(LIFE IS SO HARD)
2/16/2001 11:57:44 AM
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[Slvrfsh] uh
2/15/2001 02:02:10 PM
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[Slvrfsh] uh, ok.
2/15/2001 01:59:46 PM
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[sleeper^] i made someone lol
[Slvrfsh] haha I know!
2/14/2001 10:20:06 PM
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[rev_g] kelly u sound like gene simmons
2/13/2001 03:00:28 PM
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[Slvrfsh] kelly's ass is as white as they come
2/12/2001 03:12:30 PM
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[sleeper^] iron chef sucked tonight
[k-girl] hi.
[sleeper^] hi carther
[carther] hi
[sleeper^] are you cara?
[Slvrfsh] heh
[carther] who is cara?
[sleeper^] this whole show disgusts me
[sleeper^] tho that balding musician with the pony tail almost makes it worthwhile
[carther] YOU discust me
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2/9/2001 10:51:50 PM
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[sleeper^] i go to the #orygun page just for the music
2/9/2001 10:50:07 PM
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[k-girl] im not sure what kerry needs
[k-girl] but shes probably skinny
[k-girl] and has short hair
[rev_g] and thirteen black kids
2/7/2001 01:19:43 PM
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[rev_g] i do all that flowers and shit but like
[rev_g] all this shit i do is cancelled out
[rev_g] because i fucked brandy 2 or 3 weekends ago
[rev_g] and its like
[rev_g] i just know shes gonna hold that over my head forever
[schmultz] yeah
[schmultz] flowers cant cover the smell of another woman's twat on your wang
2/7/2001 01:18:41 PM
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[swingset] "In 1995, blacks bought 80 to 90 percent of Colt 45, a malt liquor."
[swingset] I was the other 10%.
1/30/2001 02:13:09 PM
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[neondiz] and she wonders why i call her 'jerkadette' :(
1/29/2001 11:06:38 PM
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[sleeper^] god i just took the best picture of my ass
1/27/2001 07:39:14 PM
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[swingset|] if I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Miles.
[swingset|] I almost said "If I ever have a man..."
1/26/2001 06:44:46 PM
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[cans] Cunnilingus is illegal in 30 states.
[cans] I can't be here if you're going to talk about it.
[sleeper^] IS IT?
[cans] No.
[cans] I just wanted to say something before I left that made it seem like I had to leave on moral grounds.
1/26/2001 06:43:27 PM
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[sleeper^] god damn the #orygun page just started playing music at me
1/26/2001 06:33:24 PM
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[neondiz] i ate a bunch of Linduhs hot pockets that night
[sleeper^] I BET YOU DID EAT HER HOT POCKET
1/26/2001 06:28:11 PM
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[Slvrfsh] Lyle was all bragging about how he has access to update that page
[sleeper^] yes
[sleeper^] he was like "i can update the blogger" blah blah blah
1/26/2001 06:26:56 PM
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[k-girl] isnt it weird that im smoking pot while shes telling us cop stories?
[swingset|] haha
[swingset|] I like how you kept that in message
[swingset|] sissy
[k-girl] haha
[k-girl] well
[k-girl] for her sake
[k-girl] she doesnt need me illegaling up the place
[swingset|] haha
[swingset|] I'm drinking 4 months shy of legal age, too.
[swingset|] we're the "other side" of #Orygun
1/26/2001 06:22:36 PM
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[k-girl] nobody else i know has an interesting job.
[cans] heh
[k-girl] "oooh, josh, how was your day as a sysadmin?!"
[cans] hahaha
[k-girl] "eric! draw any exciting circuitboards lately?"
[swingset|] "Jesse! um...Jesse!"
1/26/2001 06:18:21 PM
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[Slvrfsh] I can't believe I just said someone was "HOT"
1/26/2001 12:19:16 AM
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[Slvrfsh] (ye olde school #oregon quote) [21:43] [Twitch] But, I wouldn't know, it's just #teenchat gossip. :)
[Slvrfsh] there are surprisingly few Lyle quotes
[Berryfizz] it's because i'm not funny
[Slvrfsh] I think it's because you said less stupid things than other people
1/25/2001 11:30:41 PM
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[k-girl] MECHANICAL BULL!
[Rick] ride em!!
*** Parts: Rick (rick@tconl8075.tconl.com)
1/23/2001 10:53:02 PM
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[Berryfizz] goodnight
[pixiechik] goodnight
[Slvrfsh] fuckity fuck.
1/20/2001 11:59:11 PM
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[Berryfizz] I've been tested at 123 wpm
[brnadette] no way
[Berryfizz] way, that was a few years back though, i've been slacking though, i'm around 90 right now
[Berryfizz] i irc type at 2123908523908723 wpm
[Berryfizz] i type microsoft product codes at 3 wpm
[swingset] I netsex while jerking off at 1wpm

1/19/2001 12:32:25 PM
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*** neondiz sets mode: -o carton
[neondiz] YOU DON'T GET OPS
[carton] damn
[neondiz] then again, you are putting out
*** neondiz sets mode: +o carton
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1/15/2001 11:07:33 PM
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[swingset] what quotes?
[k-girl] http://web.pdx.edu/~kelly/blogquotes.htm
[swingset] oh
[swingset] THE quotes
1/15/2001 03:18:54 PM
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[swingset] I'm going to turn into a hooker fuckin', coke snortin', drunk drivin' George Casas.
1/15/2001 02:54:51 PM
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*** Now talking in #orygun
*** Topic is '[21:38] [pixiechik] im glad im not a hooker :P'
*** Set by neondiz on Fri Jan 12 22:09:34
[pixiechik] dude
[pixiechik] you just couldn't stay away could you
1/12/2001 11:22:07 PM
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[Slvrfsh] I wonder if Jesse knows that the cases to all of his dreamcast games were soaked in gin until just now
1/12/2001 02:47:06 PM
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[Berryfizz] but i've only had sex with two people
[pixiechik] oh
[neondiz] juju and stacky :(
[Berryfizz] no and no !!!!
[pixiechik] chad and jesse
[Berryfizz] yes :(
1/12/2001 12:34:34 AM
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[[k-girl] athena's going to accidentally take over the channel
[neondiz] she'll just keep it hostage and ping out early this morning
[neondiz] just in time for dangr to sweat all over it again
1/11/2001 02:26:15 AM
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[brnadette] tell me i'm pretty
* neondiz holds Bernadettes ass
1/7/2001 11:36:06 PM
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[Slvrfsh] EMAIL ROCKS!
1/5/2001 06:36:45 PM
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[Slvrfsh] I missed something about Lyle kissing guys, but I guess I'll let that one go
1/2/2001 11:42:00 PM
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[neondiz] it pisses me off that canadians say 'zed' rather than 'zee'
12/29/2000 08:42:22 PM
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[neondiz] Berry Kiggs
12/25/2000 12:18:03 AM
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[neondiz] Mandy #1 has a boyfriend now apparently..
[neondiz] a mechanic or something
[neondiz] who worships Elvis
12/18/2000 02:06:27 AM
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[sum] Baby kicks are SO AWSOME though.
[sum] Makes me wish everyone was pregnant
[sum] that and so they would walk slower
12/12/2000 12:02:37 PM
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[dngrm0us] heh
[dngrm0us] i think I'll take this channel over tomorrow, if I remember...
[dngrm0us] heh
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12/10/2000 10:08:27 PM
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[Slvrfsh] Styx is a fucking idiot
[Slvrfsh] he probably has sex with animals
12/9/2000 11:30:36 PM
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[Berryfizz] i'm getting ready to write a 'heartfelt' lj entry
[neondiz] i hope that it doesn't make me cry :(
[Berryfizz] i hope not either. it has the word 'love' in it
[neondiz] couldn't you just change it to 'like'? :(
12/9/2000 11:29:27 PM
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[swingset] the Dandy Warhols are so Ford Focus.
12/6/2000 03:50:04 PM
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[swingset] Lopeye stole my man Berry Fizz's woman
[swingset] and for that, we are going to beat him until his eyes become un lopped.
12/5/2000 06:39:59 PM
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[neondiz] i think that was when you went to Canada
[swingset] was that when I went to canada?
[neondiz] NO JESSE, IT WASN'T. IT WAS WHEN YOU WENT TO CANADA
12/5/2000 03:14:19 PM
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*** swingset changes topic to 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY STROM THURMOND!'
[neondiz] hahaha is he 99 today?
[swingset] 98
[neondiz] what a pussy
12/5/2000 02:34:27 PM
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[js] SHUT UP BERRYSTALKR
[js] pasting fingered idle times to irc channels makes you look like a stalker, says the Yahoo! Netiquette Guide
12/5/2000 02:32:56 PM
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[Berryfizz] here i sit with a cdrom drive between my legs
[neondiz] stop teasing!
12/5/2000 02:31:10 PM
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[Slvrfsh] Eminem has the dopest beats!
* muffy does the robot.
12/3/2000 12:53:20 AM
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[mute^] getting up is overrated.
12/2/2000 01:59:31 AM
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[swingset] you can't win an argument with someone that says "NO!"...
12/2/2000 01:17:18 AM
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[razorboy] Kerry is a cocktail weenie
12/2/2000 12:07:30 AM
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[ovenmitt] turn this on Bernie
[brnadette] turn what on
[ovenmitt] Springer
[Berryfizz] that's chad's way of saying "sit on my lap bern"
11/20/2000 11:31:25 PM
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[neondisease] I'M THE PRINCESS OF DALNET
11/19/2000 01:23:58 AM
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[sprngsong] what the hell is this? www.mentalhealth.com
[sprngsong] PARANOID PERSONALITY DISORDER NOT DIAGNOSED
[sprngsong] Diagnosis not made due to the absence of the following:
[sprngsong] * Reluctant to confide in others
[sprngsong] * Carried grudges
[sprngsong] * This pattern of behavior was inflexible and pervasive
[sprngsong] i took the paraniod personality disorder test
11/13/2000 04:41:13 PM
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[grawk] I'm larry king
11/13/2000 02:59:45 PM
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[20:44] [swingset] I miss Chad
11/8/2000 08:46:10 PM
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[throwme] KELLY
[k-girl] oh
[k-girl] i thought that said "throwne"
[k-girl] i was going to sit on you.
11/4/2000 10:15:03 PM
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[rev_g] cobra commander had 2 styles
[bjornz] he had more than that, let me tell you!
11/3/2000 03:36:45 PM
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[brnadette] i need a webcam
[k-b-day] yeah you do
[brnadette] 'cause i ALWAYS irc in my panties
11/3/2000 09:56:58 AM
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[Slvrfsh] nothing like a little sex, soccer and rock 'n roll
11/2/2000 10:39:10 PM
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[Slvrfsh] Marissa and her stupid haikus are starting to piss me off
[swingset] haikus in general piss me off
11/1/2000 05:37:16 PM
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[brnadette] i almost bought some flowers for myself saturday
[swingset] that's pretty sad.
[swingset] but then again, I had sex with myself the other day. :(
10/30/2000 10:55:42 AM
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[swingset] George would be all "Deeeeeeeeeeewoooooood! This chiqa had these tits and I snorted a line of rat poison off of her asshole!"
[swingset] if he had a talk show
10/23/2000 12:09:14 PM
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[Berryfizz] don't tell people we hooked up
[razorboy] :o
10/20/2000 11:29:47 PM
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[Slvrfsh] you can graduate to queen kelly when you turn 26
10/10/2000 03:58:53 PM
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[mrnully] HAHAHAHAAHAH
[mrnully] not enough coffee.. too little sleep.
10/10/2000 01:26:07 PM
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[cans] why didn't anyone tell me that dangrmous looked like an arab John Oates on steroids?
10/5/2000 08:52:25 AM
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[razorboy] don't be a retard
[razorboy] irc has standards
9/30/2000 08:58:55 PM
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[Berryfizz] kelly, guess what! i'm so happy about this...
[k-girl] ok what
[Berryfizz] there's this first grader who was in the summer program i was working for, and he was always pretty standoffish
[Berryfizz] not in a mean way
[Berryfizz] but never said anything to me or smiled or anything (which is weird for a kid not to smile or like me)
[Berryfizz] but today i had him in the computer lab for 20 minutes
[razorboy] That sounds kinda creepy
*** Quits: Berryfizz (Dead socket)
[k-girl] nice timing
[razorboy] I think that _was_ the entire story
9/18/2000 11:01:18 PM
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[razorboy] [14:23] [dangrmous] unban please
[Slvrfsh] -Fri 9/15- [2:33pm] [dangrmous] unban please
[brnadette] [14:27] [dangrmous] unban please
[mute^] hm. he must not know i'm on.
9/15/2000 02:41:28 PM
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[Homie_] ee...
9/15/2000 02:41:03 PM
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[dangrmous] how does one make one's brain grow?
*** dangrmous is now known as ratard
9/14/2000 11:02:42 AM
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[Berryfizz] i was a little upset that they didn't open the pool today until 20 minutes before i had to go to work
*** Quits: snowpill (orange)
[Berryfizz] i wish that charlotte girl would quit taking everything i say to her as an attack against her and her boyfriend
9/13/2000 09:52:53 PM
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[k-girl] is this santana on pbs?
[k-girl] kerry look for me
[Slvrfsh] that is indeed Santa
9/7/2000 11:06:33 PM
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[razorboy] man, where is my Jenny Jones?? This is like..
[razorboy] The Wayon Brothers or something
[razorboy] "We're brothers..
[razorboy] we're happy and we're singing and we're black... we're brothers!"
9/6/2000 10:40:10 PM
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*** e-fx(ec@thetics.europa.com) invites you to channel #503_straight
8/31/2000 02:31:46 PM
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[swingset] I KNOW
[swingset] jesus
[swingset] DO YOU THINK THE TIME WE SPENT MEANT NOTHING TO ME
[swingset] OF COURSE I REMEMBER :(
* swingset slams his fist against his desk
8/29/2000 12:40:22 PM
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[RedFox] what does umn stand for?
[RedFox] i guess it stands for rude mother fuckers
[k-girl] BINGO
[RedFox] thoughtso
[k-girl] go away now.
[RedFox] like you for instance....did your mom have you sideways?
[RedFox] did her vagina rip open when she had you
[RedFox] and therfore disowned u
[RedFox] ???
[Oates-gir] "I SAID WHAT DOES #UMN STAND FOR!"
[RedFox] bitch
*** [RedFox] has left channel #umn at 07:38PM
8/23/2000 03:18:05 PM
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[homie] whos the boss here???
*** Joins: cans (cans@dancing.fatkids.com)
8/21/2000 12:40:15 PM
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[homie] RAZORBOY!!!!!! FUCK THE MILLENIUM!!!
[homie] please????? razorboy???
[razorboy] haha I wish Jesse was here
8/20/2000 04:02:56 AM
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[k2k] every irc channel has the guy that everyone just DECIDES is gay
[Slvrfsh] I'll be the gay if you want.
8/20/2000 01:41:25 AM
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[brnadette] i smell so good. i'm going to go hug myself to sleep.
[brnadette] goodnight.
8/17/2000 11:40:46 PM
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[sallgeud] hard to take a communist seriously :)
[sallgeud] well
[sallgeud] 'cept for stalin
8/16/2000 01:51:22 PM
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[cans] um
[cans] why would dangrmous be msging me?
8/15/2000 03:33:16 PM
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[sprngsong] jesse and mandy are not home yet!
[sprngsong] it has been like 2.5 hours
[sprngsong] ARE PEOPLE STILL ONLINE?
[sprngsong] THIS IS SERIOUS!
8/13/2000 03:54:00 PM
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[k-girl] how is mandy and her "little problem"?
[razorboy] I guess we'll find out if Kerry ends up with one
8/12/2000 11:37:40 PM
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[brnadette] yeah, i like to think we're better than everyone in grants pass
[Berryfizz] i know i am
8/12/2000 11:10:32 AM
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[snowpill] someone bought the coffee and marshmallows i auctioned off
[Berryfizz] i should auction off that starbucks coffee i got for free, make a little profit
[Slvrfsh] I should auction off my sex
[Berryfizz] that's a good idea
[Berryfizz] that'll fetch more than my coffee
8/12/2000 12:03:49 AM
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[snowpill] someone make dangrmous stop stalking me :((
*** snowpill has left channel #orygun
8/10/2000 04:00:08 PM
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*razorboy* FUCKING HELL
*razorboy* dngr has /msged me under 4 different nicks so far today
*razorboy* he's obsessed
*razorboy* [dangrmous] it's real gray here.. we're goin to see The Dandy's tonight
8/10/2000 01:47:48 PM
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*** Topic in #thepit is ' asssex makes me whither'
*** Joins: vix (neaux001@garnet.tc.umn.edu)
[vix] oi, i thought that said "asssex makes me WHITER"
[vix] which it probably does
8/9/2000 10:19:28 PM
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[k2k] whats the commercial
[milard] erf.
[milard] she doesn't know aboot the commercial
[milard] i'm not gonna tell her
[cans] you tell her!
[milard] you tell her
[milard] it's your damn commercial
[milard] we'll take turns
[cans] You're better at "selling it"
[cans] ok I'll start
[cans] :
[cans] so there's this guy
[cans] (now you)
8/9/2000 10:18:50 PM
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*** Now talking in #orygun
*** Topic is 'as my pappy once told me it dont
        matter if they're cute or ugly..pussy has no fa'
*** Joins: MsO (~mso@6401pppa48.mpls.uswest.net)
[MsO] pussy has no fa
[MsO] how true
8/8/2000 08:46:48 PM
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[Slvrfsh] ugh
[Slvrfsh] my "friends" page is making ME nauseous
8/8/2000 12:24:02 PM
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*** brnadette has joined #orygun
[brnadette] i'm a topic
[Berryfizz] You're more than *just* a topic Bernadette
8/7/2000 10:56:28 PM
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[sprngsong] i love lighting cigs off of the toaster
[cans] It must be good to be white trash.
8/7/2000 10:55:14 PM
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[mute^] i'm sick of being understanding. why are so many people i
        know so fucked up?
[redbox] WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
[mute^] why can't they improve, or at least not talk to me until they
        get their shit together?
[redbox] thats what ive been saying!
8/5/2000 01:22:10 AM
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[Slvrfsh] well yeah yeah'
[Slvrfsh] I love kelly
[Slvrfsh] duh
[Slvrfsh] she knows
8/5/2000 12:49:09 AM
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[Slvrfsh] I saw the dirtiest man today
[Slvrfsh] he counted my cans
[Slvrfsh] he was dirty
8/3/2000 07:48:35 PM
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[Berryfizz] i'm on it
[EvilDildo] Why are you on it? I just saw some old lady and an openly gay guy
[Berryfizz] i'm on it = i'm on the task of adding kellylinks to my website
[EvilDildo] that's what I said.. an old lady and an openly gay guy
8/2/2000 10:20:11 PM
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[cans] I made fun of that girl for having a baby
8/1/2000 01:47:38 PM
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[brnadette] its huuuuuuge
[mute^] what size?
[brnadette] a whole giant 17 inches
[mute^] that's not huge.
[brnadette] its big compared to the one i had yesterday
[mute^] ours is 21".
[brnadette] that's big
7/31/2000 09:25:46 PM
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[mute^] society being the masses in general.
[mute^] and yes, they're certainly to blame. the huddled uneducated herd.
[mute^] that, by the way, is in dire need of thinning,
(classic)
7/30/2000 10:24:19 PM
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[Berryfizz] john can suck our collective white asses
[k-girl] and lick out all the crusty pubes too!
[Berryfizz] that dingleberry eater!
[k-girl] time to eat
7/30/2000 02:31:17 PM
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[^Gizmo^] god your one snazzy cunt you know that?
7/29/2000 01:54:25 PM
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[cans] YESTERDAY
[cans] ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY!
[cans] you can tell I'm singing like Ethel Merman from my caps
7/28/2000 12:08:15 PM
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[ripjack] i'd show you kelly but i dont know you well enough, perhaps we
            could get to know eachother over corndogs and jojos
7/28/2000 11:58:14 AM
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[g-zus] another thing about fire in that apt
[g-zus] i bought a can of aqua net..
7/28/2000 11:28:48 AM
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[g-zus] which i didnt know, because i'd never really thought about it.
[razorboy] man
[razorboy] George wouldn't last 5 minutes in Canada
7/26/2000 01:08:57 AM
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[willy___] you're excited to see me
[willy___] i can tell, y'know
[razorboy] I don't have a webcam on.. you can't see how excited I am
7/26/2000 12:09:43 AM
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[g-zus] i wasn't born so much as i fell out
7/25/2000 03:20:22 PM
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[mute^] children.
[mute^] right. the. fuck. outside my window.
[aprilmofo] get used to it
7/25/2000 03:19:43 PM
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[mute^] man.
[mute^] I'm sick of puking.
7/24/2000 07:40:17 PM
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[Slvrfsh] what I want to know is...
[Slvrfsh] what exactly would be a second world country?
[swingset] haha
[swingset] Canada
7/23/2000 11:41:40 PM
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[phybre] everyone come to my place for reefer and daquiris!!
7/23/2000 05:28:23 PM
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[k-girl] rhythm and melody
[k-girl] rhythm and melody
[k-girl] rhythm
[k-girl] and melody.
[snowpill] ebony and ivory
7/23/2000 05:20:50 PM
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[swingset] Kelly was cooler when she lived by the Taco Bar
[g-zus] kelly was never cool
7/22/2000 05:15:33 PM
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[razorboy] I think I'm going to ask my cousin out!
7/22/2000 12:31:52 AM
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