Wednesday, October 25, 2000

Poor Bobo is missing in action. I think perhaps he felt overwhelmed by all the attention, or jealous that weenie boy won the stupid award that looks like an IUD, or maybe just unhappy that all the Teacosy Girls stopped coming out to play.

Whatever it was, goodbye Bobo, we loved you and your attempts to keep the long-haired blunder from getting too egotistical. You fought the good fight, but no one can blame you for the outcome, its a big task for any bear! So long foul-mouthed bear.

posted by Bobo 4:45:20 PM

Thursday, March 16, 2000

Does Tommy from the Power Rangers remind anyone else of weenie boy?
posted by Bobo 11:56:04 PM

Saturday, March 11, 2000

Lessons on being a Styn brother

1.Taking off your underwear is good, but you have to pretend you are going to show your pee pee on cam, then prance away.

2. Constantly talk about getting naked with all your friends, and yet, offer no photographic proof.

3. Take advantage of all possible kodak moments - just remember to do your hair first.

4. Two words - nipple cam
posted by Bobo 10:04:01 AM

Friday, March 10, 2000

This important health care announcement brought to you by caffeine and Hats by Halcyon:

"Girls, as a vital part of your bodily routine, regular breast self-exams are crucial. In the interests of public health, I have been practising on myself, and offer my services FREE of charge."

*snort* Who the hell does the arrogant little weenie think he is? Johnny Depp?
posted by Bobo 12:08:19 AM

Sunday, February 27, 2000

Halcyon, if you present an award to this poseur at SXSW, you know it means war.
posted by Bobo 3:09:36 PM

Thursday, February 24, 2000

Um, isn't it time for you to make another bikini waxing appointment Halcyon? Can't you do anything on your own now that I have left you? I warned you this would happen if you did not learn to cope without a personal teddyassistant.
posted by Bobo 11:47:22 PM

Wednesday, February 16, 2000

When the mirror told Halcyon he was no longer the fairest of them all (he did not even make the Babefest nominations at patricking.com), he was so beside himself he tried to scratch his own eyes out. Vanity is a curse my boy!

But, if you hurry, you can always nominate yourself for the Sexiest Geek Alive johnny boy *snicker*
posted by Bobo 12:39:15 PM

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