I'd like to make it offical.. this sucks

having fun with Heromachine.

55% bitch. that was anticlimactic. however, the death test proved far more interesting.
On February 13, 2034 at the age of 57 years old I will die of:
Cancer (36%)
Alien Abduction (11%) fingers crossed
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

Bored.
I added blogvoices to my journal so, uhm.. go comment on my amazing life.

from www.livejournal.com/users/alexplanet

I suck. Happy belated birthday Heat. Sorry I missed it.

here's one cool blog and another and yet another.

rachel rules a lot. Thanks for the link babe.

I have a fucking hole in one of my teeth

MP3.com - Pizza Music

I HAve my very own Junky named greg. He's more amazing than any of you or even those dreams yu hold onto the next morning because you think they might offer the world something your conciouse mind can't. Stop trying.

Jesus Dress Up!

some people never go crazy.
me, sometimes I'll lie down behind the couch
for 3 or 4 days.
they'll find me there.
it's Cherub, they'll say, and
they pour wine down my throat
rub my chest
sprinkle me with oils.

then, I'll rise with a roar,
rant, rage -
curse them and the universe
as I send them scattering over the
lawn.
I'll feel much better,
sit down to toast and eggs,
hum a little tune,
suddenly become as lovable as a
pink
overfed whale.

some people never go crazy.
what truly horrible lives

Some People -Charles Buskowski

Kenny G With A Gun's Soul. He's hurt by the lack of money he's making for me and my minions

soulXchange's newest souls for sale.

Columbine victim's autopsy shows he was shot in chest.
"Daniel Rohrbough's parents allege student gunmen Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris could not have shot their son from the front because witnesses saw Daniel running from the gunmen. "

great new layout at mylibido. Sunny has brought back the Stab Reviews because of her addiction to hate mail. Sign me up! I don't get any hate mail these days. As i told her, my reviews will be personal attacks on your charactor.

DREAMER
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler )
uhm.. not really though.

Modern Humorist - Census 2000 Results!
The funniest thing ever:
Number of Americans no longer living: 0

In loving Memory
1989 - 2001