Monday, June 25, 2001
The vocal stylings of Eugene Mirman.
6/25/2001 11:31:57 PM
Privatizing the water supply. Now there's a helluva business plan.
6/25/2001 07:43:53 PM
Wednesday, June 13, 2001
The page is too stupid.
6/13/2001 01:55:56 AM
Thursday, June 07, 2001
You were educated stupid and evil by evil educators. Do you enjoy being stupid? Cubelessness is an Evil. Educators are teaching you Evil Cubelessness. Educators cannot allow Time Cube to be known. You need Gene Ray's Harmonic 4-Way Simultaneous Time Cube.
6/7/2001 02:30:07 PM
Saturday, June 02, 2001
This Is the Title of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself.
6/2/2001 05:24:21 PM
Friday, May 04, 2001
Vietnam in a nutshell."I really want all you listeners to look at what stories get told about the Vietnam war. Because they really concern us. If we allow the Vietnam war to become story about a series of tragic accidents, I think we'll really lose something. We'll lose the vivid image of a war that really was one of the purest of all wars. It's an example not of war's insanity, but of its rationality. Of the calculatedly vicious, violent, unconscionable decisions of those who were the managers of the war. There was no separation from the dark and the light. There was no heart of darkness here in the heart of the jungle, with civilization so many miles away from the madness of primal evil. Evil civilization was supervising the madness, moving the pieces on the map below into each other for the purpose of creating hell." Jeff Dorchen's Moment of Truth is some of the most compelling writing out there.
5/4/2001 09:30:47 AM
Saturday, April 07, 2001
They've transplanted a monkey head.
4/7/2001 12:04:33 PM
Tuesday, March 06, 2001
The coal mines under Centralia, Pennsylvania have been on fire since 1961, decimating the town. This is one of the most bizarre, weirdly distressing things I've ever heard of. I have to go there and see it, soon.
3/6/2001 04:36:12 AM
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