that last idea kinda sucked big time. i realized that i was a really boring writer back in the day. sometimes my ideas are a hit, and sometimes they suck donkey nuts. maybe i'll post some old entries, if i find one that amuses me (read: non-suck).

i was going through my old updates from three years back, and came across an old picture of myself...

and i realized that i'm a fat fuck right now. i don't look like this anymore. add about 25 pounds, and you have me at the present. fuck this shit, i'm going on a strict diet. nothing but salad, fish and chicken from here on out. oh yeah, and beer. there's no fat in beer, right?

so i'm talking with jenny a while back and we got on the topic of shoes...
"so what's the deal with chicks and shoes?" i inquire.
"shoes make the outfit, josh" she tells me.
"they're more important than the shirt or pants?"
"much more."

i guess so. being a guy, i don't think shoes have never ever been that important to me. i like getting new sneakers because they feel so damn good when they're all brand new. cuz dirty shoes suck. but i don't base my outfit on what shoes i wear. i own about 5 pairs of shoes: two sneakers, a pair of doc martins, and two kenneth cole shoes. and as far as i'm concerned, i'm set. chicks are weird...

"is that a prada bag?" i ask her.
"kate spade" she informs me.
"so is a chick's bag important too?"
"oh my god, josh!" (at this point, she's probably thinking i'm an idiot)
"as important as the shoes?"
"more so."

i don't know about this one. chicks must be doing that to impress other chicks, cuz i have no idea what makes a bag cool or not. there are only two bags i've ever worn: my jansport backpack and my kenneth cole workbag. i stopped carrying the backpack after college, and the kenneth cole bag was too much of a hassle to carry around so i stopped. hmm...now that i think about it, it would be nice to have something to put all your shit in though. i hate having to carry around my cell phone, wallet, and keys in my pockets all the time. i guess that's a cool thing about being a chick, you get to carry around bags to carry all your shit in.