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[Sunday, June 4, 2000]hello. for some reason this only works in netscape when we're at home. oh well... pig pig pig pig pig it's working! I don't know why! [Thursday, June 1, 2000]Heavy.com has a feature called "Behind the music that sucks". Featured this week are Chumbawumba. (Needs Flash) ronan keating's new single sounds like brian ferry not ronan keating. good work Greg Alexander. spoilers for angel final there will be darkness and actors and maybe even excitement spoilers for angel final there will be darkness and actors and maybe even excitement Where There's A Wills… We at Chic Happens are waiting patiently by the mailbox for our invitation to Prince William's gala 18th birthday bash. We feel we should be there for the lad's own safety--with a roomful of teenage Eton boys expected, you can't tell us Uncle Eddie hasn't got plans for the punch. Not to mention Wills's naughty cousin Freddie "can't seem to shake this cold" Windsor, Kate Moss and their chum Tara "I just want to tell you I really, really love you" Palmer "say, you got any gum?" Tomkinson. And not that we believed Donald Trump when he announced on Entertainment Tonight that Ivanka had been invited to the party, but still, the prospect of Ivanka and Britney tumbling into the royal goldfish pond, their immaculate nails full of each other's golden hair, would be the best show that family had seen since the time Fergie caught her Marine commander husband drilling a cadet. -------------- and then the knight was taken by the princess to the Grand Hall of Food, a place which legends had spoken of, but was presumed to be not open to mortals. And within the Grand Hall they found many rare meats and cheeses, as well as highly prized fish underbelly. but when they had returned to the castle and eaten all the food, they found that they were tired and sleepy. The princess complained that she was full of dung, and the knight became sleepy. then the princess tricked the knight into having his hair dyed purple, and when the knight had to meet the peasants, the peasants mocked him. the knight muttered to himself: "I do not care about the peasants. I am going to go and be a knight for a different king. And if he does not like me, I will become a mercenary. Or a sleeper." And the princess dunged, and became happy. Residents of south Florida have something to look forward to over the next few weeks: it's Bigfoot mating season. That's the word from David Shealy, a Bigfoot researcher and owner of an RV park, who says mating season has just started for a Florida-based Bigfoot known as the "skunk ape." Shealy estimates as many as nine skunk apes live in the Everglades area, and reports their love calls sound something like Barry White doing a dove call. Although skunk apes usually keep to themselves during mating season, Shealy warns that women who are on their periods should avoid hiking in the area for the next few weeks since it can arouse amorous male apes. poor horsey always had a bone-on pig pig pig scandal of child fed on cheese scandal of child fed on cheese A man in California has been arrested for stealing Big Mama, a fifty pound halibut, from a fish hatchery. He's also in trouble becuase he ate the fish. Sonique is going to stay at number one this week. People like Stephen Gately, but don't want to listen to his horrible squeaky voice. Brad Pitt's stalker has got her own website. Celebrity is getting weirder [Tuesday, May 30, 2000]what's going on? have I buggered the whole thing up? so, it starts again, after the "administrator" problem with the last one here's what a link should look like. maybe there's also bold and italic |