Romeo and Juliet is now in motion! Here's the Survivor rendition of my speech in the play, thanks to Survive This.

Two tribes, both alike in dignity (ha!),
In ass-backward Australia, where we lay our scene,
From tribal rift break to new mutiny,
Where starvation makes civil behavior obsolete.
From forth the dregs of these two foes
A pair of camera hogs plead for their lives;
And with prior votes the queen B goes,
And thus begin the new tribe's strife.
The final bitch from Varner's yap
Fuels the fire of Kucha's rage;
and the Kucha Krushing now on tap
Is now the four months' traffic on this page.
Which, if you with patient ears attend,
Will drive you absolutely fucking crazy.

Note: And if thou dost know will do thee good, Kucha, thou wilst not desert belovèd Colby.
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