In the eight years it was around, Gran Royal put out quality music, from the first Luscious Jackson record to the Scapecoat Wax that's currently in the car stereo. They put out a kick ass magazine, introduced me to Lee "Scratch" Perry, designed excellent self-promotional shwag (I guess those turntable mats never will go back in stock now), and broadcast two incredibly good internet radio stations.
I'm gonna miss them a lot! Next time you have a beer remember to pour a little for the good people at Grand Royal.
The new Butthole Surfers is really great to listen to during a cardio workout.* * I would have never seen THAT sentence coming five or ten years ago. Such is the shame of life.
Fall Schwag Season is Upon Us!
George W. vacations and the economy plummets to depths not seen since Amy Carter was making out Secret Service guys(?) in the west wing of the White House. You might find yourself in the uncomfortable position of being called into the HR office for a "consultation." Chin up soldier!
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Segundo o secretario de imprensa da Casa Branca, o presidente nao tinha a menor intencao de se suicidar, inclusive tinha varios planos para o dia seguinte - ja tinha agendado pescaria, passeio a cavalo e algumas bombas para jogar no Iraque.
I'm supposed to be getting a nice, warm, mellencamp all-american boy fuzzy from the fact that my wife is now wearing the same type of underwear my mother or sister used to leave dirty in the bathroom hamper?
Someone's therapist is doing a very bad/funny job.
Things my girlfriend and I have argued about
"I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'."
Thursday, August 23, 2001 Ballmer strikes again
He's really scaring me now. Maybe not as scared as when I was a boy and was afraid of nuclear war and the Soviets, and maybe not as much as racoons scare me; but certainly as much as when i found out that the aliens in "V" were actually lizards. Yeah. That kind of scared.
