MAN! Did you see Vince McMahon's hairline receed when Shane started talking about how he had screwed The Rock?? For a minute there I actually thought The Rock was joining the alliance. :D
posted at 11:39 PM | emmerz | pr0n

Today I woke up early at 9 AM and ate Jack In The Box for breakfast. Then I went shopping and I spent $49.81 and I had a $50 gift certificate so that is cool. Tomorrow The Rock is going to come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH RAW IS WAR.
posted at 10:57 PM | emmerz | pr0n

The point of that last post was that it's called a foot long coney and it doesn't have the word island in it. I ate a bratwurst today.
posted at 12:27 AM | emmerz | pr0n

Today at Sonic, someone ordered a foot long coney island. It was an old man.
posted at 1:17 AM | emmerz | pr0n

WOW. Today is day 3 of Montel and Wini's BodyChange workout thingy and my body is so freakin sore, you can't even imagine! You should try it. And is anyone watching Jerry Springer right now? It is so nasty.
posted at 1:10 PM | emmerz | pr0n

ECWCW are a bunch of SUCKERS and cheaters!($%*&#
posted at 10:51 PM | emmerz | pr0n

The Ford Taurus gets the second highest number of speeding tickets. :/ I would like to express my sympathy to those of you who own Volvos because they get the most and also they really suck.
posted at 9:03 PM | emmerz | pr0n

Also, I would like to let everyone know that I got an autographed copy of Montel William's and Wini Linguvic's book, Body Change. My mom was at the mall while they were doing the book signing but she didn't know how much I <3 Montel so she didn't get me a copy. Luckily, me and Vic were at the same mall the next day and they still had some autographed copies left so I got one. Me and Vic are going to start the program on Monday. I WISH I COULD HAVE MET MONTEL.
posted at 2:38 AM | emmerz | pr0n

Last night I saw Legally Blonde and I think it's a really funny movie.
posted at 2:35 AM | emmerz | pr0n